NEW COMEDY TEAM?

I have a suggestion for Boris and Donald on how to spend the rest of their lives: Get together as a comedy team. Tour the world making stuff up and repeating lines you've been using for decades. You'll be a huge success or a tragic failure.

HARRY TAKES THE STAND

Bravo to Harry for having the guts to take on the scandalously intrusive media and for demonstrating that it's possible for a Royal to go public with actual human feelings expressed in non-royal normal human language without the sky falling down. He will be hated by many for doing this but count me among those who are giving him a standing ovation.

BUSY ALTERED EGO

My altered ego Eilatan (formerly known as Augustine) is editing my graphic novel as well as appearing in it. She walks around as if she owns the place.

CORONATION COMMENT

No I am NOT going to draw a cartoon of Jesus dressed like a tramp but invisible, trying on the billion £££ crown at the coronation with an invisible speech bubble above his head saying:

"Didn't I say something about giving away all your possessions? Or maybe I said: When you give a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you? But maybe my memory's failing or maybe the translators got it wrong."

That's much too long for a speech bubble and not funny enough for a cartoon. Don't worry, I'm definitely not going to draw it.

FOR BLANCHE

Yesterday would have been my mother's 119th birthday if she was still here. To honour Blanche and celebrate her I made this sort of manifesto.

PATTERNS

I'm participating in TEXTUS, an exhibition and project which will unfold over the summer at Torriano Meeting House.

TEXTUS is curated by Lottie Marie Mc Crindell and Kezzie Florin Sefton, two wonderfully creative young women I recently met and instantly became firm friends with. Although textiles haven't appeared in my work before, I was inspired by this project and decided a few weeks ago to play with remnants of fabrics I'd saved, adding cut-out words. Here's the result:

Patterns Endlessly Repeated In The Mind NdA 2023 Textiles, paper, cardboard, gouache, acrylic, wood. 51 x 79 cms(20 x 31 inches)

EASTER WISHES

Today I wish you renewal and resurrection, whatever this may mean to you personally. I wish you encouragement and warmth and the kind of attention that lifts the spirit and brings light into darkness. Happy Sunday, however you celebrate it.

TWO SIDES OF THE CROSS

THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

ARE YOU TELLING IT LIKE IT IS?

Are we truthful when we talk to ourselves inside our heads?

I don't know about you but I am as obsessed as any stereotypical Private Eye in gathering evidence that I am NOT TELLING IT LIKE IT IS. I am the judge and in my court the NOT telling like it is of whatever the IT is...is a crime. This crime does not require punishment but must be examined, admitted, and clarified. That's the law in my private court which has been in session since I was about nine years old. Sessions are held inside the confines of my head which has, of course, grown and/or shrunk with the passage of time. I've always written down my 'investigations' in diaries or notebooks but now I don't give much time to the written word. Less words, more images, that's the motto, when the procrastination monster allows.