TEETH AND GNASHING THEREOF

Although in polite society one does not mention certain topics, over here I am allowed to mention anything I please, including d.e.n.t.u.r.e.s. If you know what I'm talking about you know what I mean. Back from my latest dental appointment. The difficult process of making new teeth (NOT implants) for my non-standard buccal/jaw structure is nearly done. A few more visits to my new brilliant specialist and my dental life will be transformed. Never in all my years of trouble and strife with fake gnashers have I encountered a dental professional like this. He gives his total attention to the most minute difficulties and knows exactly how to deal with them: with expertise, care, patience, no fuss and no bullshit. Why can't we have a Prime Minister like that?

Now I must sell quite a lot paintings or else run for prime minister in order to pay the rest of the bill.