I've got a thrilling date on the 20th of March. It won't involve
wining, dining, dancing or other forms of seductive entertainment
associated with the word "dating".
However it will most
definitely include expert inspection of and fooling around with intimate
body parts as well as the consumption of mind-altering drugs.
In other words: I'm having a hip replacement operation on that date. Wish me a good time and happiness ever after.
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