Did you know that peeling an onion cures a heavy cold? Neither did I. But I peeled an onion and cried as usual and then my heavy cold (are there any light ones?) was cured. Today I am nearly cold-free and I could say it's because the onion cured me but it might also be because the cold was getting better anyway.
All you have to do is assert
something in an assertive way:
PEELING AN ONION IS CURE FOR COLDS.
of cold-puffy celebrity peeling onion.
interviewed moments after miraculous onion-cure.
Millions of tweeters
tweet that they've always known it, grandma used to rub their chests
with a raw onion.
Other tweeters tweet that it's all cobblers.
then onions have sold out in all the shops.
My cold really is better though. And the onion I peeled went in the chicken soup.