Every four months or so I have lowlights done (opposite of highlights) so as to regain or retain some semblance of youthful-ish appearance. One must keep up appearances, especially with a big, gigantic, Methuselah-size birthday looming over the horizon.
Pleased with the result at a local salon I asked the woman who dresses
my hair to guess how old I am.
She thought for a while then said this
She wasn't being polite or sarcastic or joking.
She really meant fifty. 50