Tuesday, June 25, 2019

HOW TO BE TOP DOG

REQUIREMENTS FOR BEING PRIME MINISTER, PRESIDENT, TOP DOG, BIG CHEESE, GANG LEADER:

1. Know how to lie confidently, fluently, boldly, shamelessly.

2. Lie about lying, as above.

3. Be a role model: let them learn how to win via all the above.

4. Be a boor, a bore, a buffoon, a bastard, a betrayer. They will call it charisma.

2 comments:

Tom said...

Do I gather, correctly, that you are not a fan of the belov├ęd Boris? :)

Natalie d'Arbeloff said...

Tom, you gather correctly. Boris and Donald are twins, separated at birth. No wonder they recognise each other. Boris is increasingly borrowing from The Donald's tricks of hiding one's true nature in plain sight. And people are fooled, an unbelievably large number of them.