I am not a cat blogger. I don't
have a cat and don't want a cat. Or a dog. Or a hamster
or a rabbit or a parrot. I love all animals but do not
want any of them as household pets. Not ever.
However.
In the street where I live there
is a strolling cat, a flaneur. This cat probably
lives in a house nearby, is well-fed and
well cared for but is not a home-loving cat. He - I assume
it's a he - is a free spirit, a wanderer. He hangs out.
Everybody knows him and
caresses him - he ambles by and rubs
up against your leg, anybody's leg. He's promiscuous
that way. For a while I thought I was his favourite because
if he saw me coming he'd run across the road and follow
me to my doorstep, demanding to be allowed in. So
I took him up to my flat once and let him wander around,
offered him milk, cake, ham, ice cream - all of which
he refused. After a short inspection of my premises he
demanded to be let out. Next time I saw him on the street
he ignored me. Then disappeared for weeks. Okay, I thought,
see if I care. But I bought a box of cat biscuits, just
to have on hand. We met again by chance and I invited
him to my place once more, just casual-like, no committment.
He tried the cat biscuits and liked them. I called him
pussykins but that sounded too soppy so I changed it
to Pushkin.
When I came home yesterday evening
I saw Pushkin sitting in the open garage of a house near
mine, looking vague, spaced out. If he were a human
I'd say he was stoned. I called him and persuaded him
to follow me home which he did without enthusiasm. Inside
the apartment he walked around dreamily, apparently
remembering the layout of the rooms. He stretched out
on the floor of my studio for a while then went downstairs
and laid on my bed.
I got my camcorder and filmed
Pushkin as he nodded off. Sam Taylor Wood made a
movie of David
Beckham sleeping. I'd rather
watch Pushkin than Becks sleeping. I
edited the movie and put together a soundtrack
with bits of loops from Garage Band.
After
a nice long nap Pushkin ate some cat biscuits. Then
I let him out to continue his wanderings. I am not a
cat blogger.